Since some of the 'prego' comments are so "OUT there," I thought I'd make a list of the ones that stick out the most in my mind over the last 9 months....
“I knew a girl who worked everyday until she delivered- and she was pregnant with triplets!”
“You know I love you, but you are a wimp!”
“You ass is getting wider.”
“You walk like a penguin”
“Well I knew this girl who..... (well good for you...... I am not her. I am not carrying her baby. Congratulations for her!)
“Don’t carry that!” (5 pound binder, chair, pack of water, a kido, etc. Well, maybe before I’m due I won’t be able to carry a feather!)
"Don't move that chair, you could tear your placenta"
The best one... “Don’t stand on that chair! Don’t put your hands over your head. It’s blackstish! Don’t you know your gunna wrap that cord around her neck! Get down! It’s blackstish!”
Everyday I get this one from Becky (my diag) “You’re HUGE! I just never expected you to be so HUGE! I just know you aren’t going to make it till June 11th).
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